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Shitcoin NFT: a ticket, not a claim-pool seat

Supply 4,444. Free mint. Gas only.

Before the cap fills: no royalty-related treasury inflow, and no Noob Trader NFT.

After the cap fills, the collections advertise a 5% royalty. When that royalty is actually collected, 80% goes to the treasury and 20% goes to the project.

The 5% royalty is enforceable only on approved marketplaces or protocol-controlled sale routes. Third-party marketplace royalties may be optional and are not treated as guaranteed treasury revenue.

Also the only way to mint a Noob Trader NFT

The same wallet burns two Shitcoin NFTs with different tokenIds plus a pile of $NT. Those two tickets die. One lit, unstaked Noob Trader NFT comes out.

At most 3,000 tickets burn. About 1,444 stay in circulation for the mentorship layer later.

$NT: fixed forever, burns only

One billion minted at launch. Never again.

A 3% buy tax and a 3% sell tax apply only on configured canonical $NT liquidity routes. Ordinary wallet-to-wallet transfers are not taxed. No additional taxable pool or router address can be added after launch. The canonical route list is frozen in the deployed contracts.

What else burns $NT

Minting one Noob Trader NFT burns current N. Current N is the P3 mint tier for the next token index: k = alreadyMinted + 1, read at the start of the mint transaction, before supply increases. First hundred seats (k 1–100) cost 20,000 each. N rises 12% every 100 mints. Last hundred seats cost 97,742 each.

On relight, the burn quote equals floor(25% of the active P3 mint tier at the time the relight transaction is executed). Relight only sets lit = true. Weight 4.00 resumes from the next epoch after the card is both lit and staked.

If all 1,500 seats mint that way, about 74.56M $NT is gone → 7.46% of supply (exact ladder sum 74,558,700). The mint function then closes forever.

$NT cannot be staked. There is no lock multiplier. Moving a Noob Trader NFT into the stock-asset claim pool is not mining. $NT has a fixed 1B supply; protocol burns permanently reduce that supply.

Noob Trader NFT: 1,500 little stock desks

The protocol does not sell Noob Trader NFTs. There is no whitelist. The only door:

No holding period. The new card is lit and unstaked. Until it is in the pool, new accruals are zero.

Custody when you stake

Stake transfers the Noob Trader NFT into the pool contract. The card leaves the wallet. That is why stake is not a marketplace transfer, why a listed sale requires unstake first, and why a card in the pool cannot be listed: the market never holds it.

Unstake returns the card to the same staker. It stays lit. Unclaimed balances stay on the address.

Lit, dark, in the pool

How you take the stock tokens

Three calls: stake · unstake · claim

Unclaimed balances follow the wallet, not the token. The next buyer does not buy leftover claimable. They buy a dark seat.

The treasury may buy five names. Then it splits.

There is no on-chain cron. About every 15 minutes a permissionless keeper may call the buy function. A successful call can take a fixed gas stipend from the ops pocket. A failed call pays no stipend.

Each asset has its own budget. A purchase is attempted only when that asset's budget reaches the USD-equivalent MIN_BUY of $100, using the official USD feed. Path: $NT fee -> WETH -> USDG -> that asset's whitelist pool. Limit price is mid × 1.015 versus the oracle mid. If one name fails, that name is skipped and its budget stays put. The budget is not moved onto another ticker.

Official Robinhood Chain stock-token addresses only. HOOD and GME are not on this list.

Where the pot comes from

60% of the 3% $NT tax collected on canonical routes → 1.800% of taxed volume, then $NT -> WETH -> USDG -> whitelist stock-token pools.

80% of royalties actually collected on both collections → not a guaranteed 4.0% of all secondary volume.

Mint burns and activation burns do not enter the pot.

The treasury has no owner withdraw. You can only claim what was already written to your address.

The flywheel

Everything points the same way. Taxed trading may buy stock tokens for eligible seats and burns $NT. Collected royalties, when they arrive, feed the same pot. Nobody's seat is diluted by a fresh protocol mint.

What the four boxes map to

Admin and finality

The treasury has no owner-withdraw function. That is not the whole permission story.

At launch the following addresses are written and then frozen: canonical $NT / WETH pool and router, USDG and stock-token pools, USD oracle. No extra taxable pool or router can be added later.

A pause role, if it exists in the deployed contracts, may halt Mint, Burn, Stake, or Claim. Pause does not move treasury assets and does not change weights, taxes, or the basket. There is no un-freeze of the route list and no function that lets an admin send stock tokens or ETH to an EOA.